It’s the pop-culture crossover you didn’t know you needed: Cosmopolitan has gifted us all with Disney’s various princes taking to the pole as the stars of Magic Mike XXL.
Heartbroken as we are that Joe Manganiello’s Big Dick Richie apparently has no animated equivalent (Prince Philip, anyone?), it’s a genuine delight to see the heartthrobs of our childhood all grown up, showing their club-going princesses a whole new world. Looks like it’s an XXL world after all.
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