A$AP Rocky had three orgies at SXSW after iLoveMakonnen gave him acid
Yup. There’s really not too much to add to this, but here’s the full scoop. A$AP Rocky has a life unlike most. This is the latest proof of that. The rapper chatted with the New York Post covering a variety of things. His new album, At.Long.Last.A$AP, was released Monday night and has a track titled “LSD.”
The Post asked what influence the drug had on the record, and the rapper gives a quick one-line answer. His follow-up was much more interesting: “Makonnen gave me acid at SXSW. This n—a looked like Buddha with a Jheri curl! After that, I went back to my mansion and f—ed nine chicks. It was pretty rad. That’s a true story.”
This stunned the interviewer (and anyone else who heard the tale), so the reporter asked on the number to ensure Rocky’s accuracy. “Yeah, but not all at one time,” Rocky replied. “It’s like group sex. You have three at a time, and then you have three orgies. That’s nine chicks.” If the math is right, that’s three foursomes. Got it.
If you’re a skeptic and require independent verification, the other named party in this story—iLoveMakonnen—chimed in on Twitter to confirm the trip, bolstered with a one-word, one emoji statement: “True!”
Thanks, Makonnen. Appreciate it. Now is the time to parse Rocky’s album to try to reverse-engineer any reference to this incident, because there should be.