By Will Robinson
May 19, 2015 at 06:55 PM EDT

Arnold Schwarzenegger knows a thing or $2 billion-worth about cinematic destruction. And now he wants to educate the masses, with one lucky person gaining a hands-on lesson. Schwarzenegger launched an Omaze charity campaign to raise money for the After-School All-Stars. The winner will literally get to “blow sh-t up” with the Terminator.

While the cause is great, the key here is the trailer, in which Arnold shares his thoughts on sequels (“basically the same thing as the original, except more awesome”) and the best way to shut off a neighbor’s car alarm. (He takes a bazooka to Eric Stonestreet’s recently washed vehicle—setting up a vintage Schwarzenegger punchline.) Schwarzenegger also gives tips on how to walk away from an explosion and take a selfie; Millennials still don’t that have that down.