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Noel Gallagher has never met one-time One Direction member Zayn Malik, but he has some advice for him anyway: “F–kin’ get a good accountant because life is very f–kin’ long,” the former Oasis guitarist said in an interview for Rolling Stone.

Malik left One Direction in March, and said part of the reason why he was leaving was because he wanted “to be a normal 22-year-old who is able to relax and have some private time out of the spotlight.” Gallagher, however, doesn’t buy it. “Hang on a minute. You can be f–king anything that moves and gettin’ paid half a million dollars a week, you f–kin’ idiot,” he told Rolling Stone. “You want to be a normal 22-year-old? Have you met any normal 22-year-olds? They’re f–kin’ shit for brains.”

Hear Gallagher’s full (profanity-heavy, NSFW) Malik-directed spiel below, and read his whole interview over at Rolling Stone.