By Samantha Highfill
Updated April 10, 2015 at 12:00 PM EDT
Credit: MTV

The MTV Movie Awards aren’t your typical awards show. For starters, they have categories like “Best Kiss” and “Best Shirtless Scene.” Then there’s the weird mix of nominees, which span from big blockbusters to Oscar bait to every Channing Tatum movie in between. Add in Amy Schumer as the host, and there’s no predicting what’s going to happen.

And to make sure your night is just as exciting as that of the Movie Awards’ live audience, we’ve created a drinking game sure to make you feel good about life (if you’re 21 and older, of course).

So, raise your glass, and let’s get to it:

Take one sip if…

– Someone comments about how heavy the popcorn is

– Two famous people kiss

– Someone shows up wearing jeans and/or something way too casual

– Amy Schumer makes a self-deprecating joke

– Robert Downey Jr. wears glasses with colored frames

Take two sips if…

– There’s a teleprompter fail

– There’s partial nudity

– Someone gets bleeped

– Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson mentions his muscles

– Amy Schumer hits on [insert hot male celebrity here]

Take three sips if…

– Amy Schumer hits on [insert hot female celebrity here]

– Someone makes a joke about Sofia Vergara’s accent (or boobs)

– Jennifer Lawrence trips

– Chris Pratt does something meme-worthy

– Johnny Depp shows up

Finish your drink if…

– Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield—who are reportedly on a break—win best kiss

– Ellar Coltrane wins best on-screen transformation … for literally growing up

– Vin Diesel sings

– Someone—famous or not—streaks across the stage

– The show ends on time

The MTV Movie Awards air Sunday, April 12 at 8 p.m. on MTV.

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