April 07, 2015 at 12:00 PM EDT

Jon Snow might be the honorable bastard in Game of Thrones, but he also makes one awkward dinner guest. In a segment for Late Night with Seth Meyers, Seth invites the illegitimate son of Ned Stark over for some wine, food, and conversation with a small group of friends.

In the clip below, it’s clear that his time on the Night’s Watch did not prepare him for small talk. “Winter is coming,” he warns, brooding underneath a mountain of black fur. Things only spiral from there as he talks of his first love, who was murdered; his mother, who he never knew; and his home, which he describes as a dark place with “conditions so harsh and cold it’ll make your little prick fall off.” Oh, and he’s terrible at charades. 

On the bright side, he does enjoy the film You’ve Got Mail

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