By Kelly Connolly
Updated April 01, 2015 at 06:24 PM EDT
Credit: Funny or Die

This April Fools’ Day, Funny or Die rolled out the perfect solution for those of us who just don’t have the time—or the attention span—for six-second videos anymore. Meet Dips, a platform that gives users exactly 1.5 seconds of pure artistic freedom. Introduced by Boyhood director Richard Linklater and Shark Tank investor Mark Cuban, Dips has already amassed a host of famous devotees: Celebrities from Ringo Starr to Snoop Dogg have contributed to the site’s day in the sun.

The prank platform’s entire webpage is worth a spin—because, as it turns out, it actually is possible to squeeze a bit of brilliance into 1.5 seconds. But while the videos seem to be ranked on the homepage by whose star shines brightest (sorry, Audrina Patridge), that doesn’t necessarily track with their quality. EW checked out the full collection of clips, and we’re ready to report back on which videos are worth your (precious 1.5 seconds) of time—and which ideas fell flat.

Without further ado, here are your top 10 April Fools’ Dips (viewable by clicking the Dipper’s name):

If she’s asking us to be part of her world, we’re so there.

Has anyone ever looked more transported by The LEGO Movie‘s signature song?

The Parks and Recreation alum’s signature mustache might be missing in action, but his infectious joy hasn’t gone anywhere.

Trust this SNL funny lady to throw some literal sparkle into the mix with an oddly mesmerizing silent video.

Did he make the basket? We don’t care. The new host of The Late Late Show is, indeed, crushing it.

Kellum may only have 1.5 seconds, but let no one say he’s not talking about the issues.

He’s probably talking about the issues somewhere in there.

Feig bravely grants the public an inside look at the most intimate moments of his day-to-day life.

There’s so much going on here. It’s aesthetically pleasing, but it’s also a cautionary tale about placing too much importance on aesthetic. Thanks for taking us on a journey, Billy Zane.

Simple. Enthusiastic. Delicious. We can’t stop watching.

But of course, if it’s possible to entertain in 1.5 seconds, it’s also possible to disappoint. So we rounded up the five common Dip conceits that fell short. In each case, more than one person is to blame:

5. Making incoherent noises

If you aren’t Hannibal Burress, it’s probably best to avoid this.

4. Relying on pets

We get it; your cat/ small dog is cute. But your pet is also holding you back from your creative potential.

3. Biting things

It’s also important not to become your pet.

2. Shouting out your own brand

Looking at you, Dr. Oz.

1. Spinning around with the camera

So dizzy—make it stop.