By Will Robinson
Updated March 24, 2015 at 09:09 PM EDT
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On the lead single of his major-label debut, Back for the First Time, Ludacris lists all the places he wishes he could have sex. It’s been 15 years since the Shawnna-featured “What’s Your Fantasy” dropped, giving Luda tons of time to turn fantasy into reality. Inquiring minds have long wondered: How many of those dreams has the recently married Chris Bridges actually realized? Thanks to an intrepid SB Nation reporter, we have the answer that has plagued Ludacris fans, music fans, and the whole world, frankly: Nine of 21. That’s almost half!

Locations that made it:

  • DJ booth.
  • Public bathroom.
  • The bathtub with lit candles. (Ludacris: “Hell yeah. Absolutely.”)

Locations that didn’t (yet):

  • The White House.
  • Hay bale in a barn. (Ludacris: “Nope. Gotta do that.”)
  • Candy store.

Reminder: check back in 15 years with the then-52-year-old rapper to see if his mark hits the late teens.