'Modern Family': Read Alex's college essay and get scoop on that unconventional episode
Modern Family broke the mold on Wednesday with an entire episode that took place on Claire’s (Julie Bowen) computer, offering fans an unadulterated look at the Dunphy and Pritchett clans. How did the episode come together?
“It was pretty time-consuming,” co-executive producer and episode writer Megan Ganz tells EW of creating all the extra content, including Facebook profiles laden with inside jokes. “Thankfully, I had some help from one of our writers’ assistants, Anthony Lombardo. Plus the editors and their assistants contributed a few things. After all, they’ve seen episodes of this show more times than anyone else, so they really remember their trivia.”
The first step was piecing together the main mystery of where Hayley (Sarah Hyland) had actually disappeared to. It looked as though she had gone off to Las Vegas for a quickie wedding to Andy (Adam DeVine). “Once we established the beats of that story, we just had to figure out how Claire would become convinced that Haley had actually eloped,” Ganz says. “So we thought of things like changing her Facebook status and tracking her phone to Vegas. We tried to pick things that made the most use of the internet and Claire’s desktop. Mostly, it was hard to limit ourselves in terms of how many extra jokes or websites we wanted to put in.”
Timing was everything for the episode, which also offered a first look at Alex’s college admission essay—this Dunphy clan member might actually graduate college! “I knew it had to be three paragraphs long, because Alex says at one point, ‘I made some changes to paragraph three,’ Ganz says of creating the mini-masterpiece, which you can read in full below. “Besides that, it had to be dry—really dry—so Claire would find it impossible to get through. So, naturally, I started with Nietzsche and went from there, trying to say the least information in the most words. It’s sort of my parody of college application essays. There’s a lot of fluffer.”
Here is Alex’s essay in full:
Modern Family airs Wednesdays at 9 p.m. ET on ABC.