For a man to to ask another man to be the donor who will be the biological father to his child, there has to be trust, a special bond—or at least three Super Bowl titles and movie-star looks. In Ted 2, the incorrigible bear voiced by director Seth MacFarlane is in a solid relationship and wants to have a baby with his new wife, Tami-Lynn. Apparently, his pal John (Mark Wahlberg) can only deliver half that order. Whereas the Patriots QB is the total package, and a relatively sound sleeper.

In the Super Bowl TV spot for the sequel, due in theaters June 26, Brady wakes up just as the Golden Boy’s golden glow is about to be stolen.