By Dalton Ross
January 26, 2015 at 12:00 PM EST

[SPOILER ALERT: Read on only if you have watched Monday’s episodes of The Celebrity Apprentice.]

Having dispensed enough crazy on land, The Celebrity Apprentice took to the water tonight. And, in the end, Donald Trump threw two celebs overboard—proverbially, that is. In the first task, teams had to create a Circle Line party cruise. For Vortex, that meant lots and lots of Hooters girls, while for Infinity, it meant Kenya Moore writhing around on the ship’s deck while “singing.” In the end, Vortex Project Manager (and real life captain) Sig Hansen was fired.

In the second challenge, the teams had to create an interactive themed environment for one of Trump’s hotels, which—for reasons that remain murky—caused Geraldo Rivera to lose his pants. The big drama went down in the Boardroom when Vivica and Kenya argued about the extent of Kenya’s alleged plastic surgery. (Sample line: “You sittin’ over there with the badonkadonk. That’s fake as hell, so don’t go there.”) Because their feud was clearly too entertaining to end, Trump fired Kate Gosselin instead.

My full recap will be up soon [UPDATE: Dalton’s recap is now live], but feel free to weigh in with your thoughts in the meantime. Were the right people fired? What were the most ridiculous moments? Plus, for more Celebrity Apprentice new and views, follow me on Twitter @DaltonRoss.