Celebrity Apprentice
Credit: NBC

When it comes to Celebrity Apprentice, having two Real Housewives shove food in each other’s faces is kind of the money shot…although I suppose season 2’s Clint Black would argue that it is hard to top the time he come up with an ad for Tide insinuating he liked to use detergent to masturbate while reading Donald Trump’s book (and no, I did not just make that up). The point is, this is the next best thing. Also, I should never use the words “Clint Black,” “masturbate,” and “money shot” in the same paragraph ever again.

Moving right along…here it is: our first look at the new season of Celebrity Apprentice (kicking off Jan. 4 on NBC). In this exclusive clip, you see two-time Celebrity Apprentice contestant Claudia Jordan—still not sure how she made it on All-Stars, by the way—show up to pledge her support to the woman’s team. Somehow, someway, the scene devolves into two ladies from the Real Housewives franchise (Kenya Moore and Brandi Glanville) shoving pie into each other’s faces…because I guess that’s what Real Housewives do. “I hate whipped cream,” Brandi responds. “I do not like to be sticky unless I’m with, like, a super hot guy, and then it’s okay.” ARE YOU LISTENING, CLINT BLACK?!?

Anyway, click on the video player below to watch the thing for yourself. And if you’re the type of person that can admit to also loving this kind of nonsense, then follow me on Twitter @DaltonRoss.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta
NeNe, Kandi, Cynthia, Phaedra, Kenya, and Claudia keep the ATL just peachy.
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