Before Shia LaBeouf came under fire for plagiarism, before he was arrested during a performance of Cabaret, before he staged an elaborate exhibit that featured him wearing a paper bag on his head, Rob Cantor wrote a song about the actor that painted him as a violent creature of the forest. And now it’s a music video.
In “Shia LaBeouf,” a cannibalistic version of LaBeouf is following you. It’s a hilariously creepy and surprisingly catchy track that does a good job making a case against getting caught in the woods with, as they call him, “actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf.”
Now, more than two years after the internet was first introduced to “Shia LaBeouf,” the song has its own video complete with elegant dancers and a full chorus… as well as shirtless men wearing perfect-for-Halloween Shia LaBeouf masks.
Make sure to stay until the end, when the man himself makes a surprise appearance.