By Esther Zuckerman
Updated October 20, 2014 at 07:54 PM EDT

Taylor Swift is not taking Jamie Oliver’s crap in a new parody of “Shake It Off,” aptly titled “Bake It Off.”

Swift and Oliver made the video for Stand Up to Cancer, so it’s all in good fun (and for a good cause), but in the context of their sketch, she is just barely tolerating him as he botches her lyrics and sings out of tune. “Don’t steal my ingredients,” she says as he pilfers an orange. “That was mine. We don’t cheat. This is a serious competition.” And even though he taunts her—”pop stars can’t bake, bake, bake, bake, bake”—she ultimately gives in, dancing around, and baking a darn fine cake.

Oliver learned the hard way: not only can you not impress Swift with your singing, you can’t beat her in a bake-off, either.