By Clark Collis
Updated September 12, 2014 at 07:21 PM EDT

In the new action movie John Wick, Keanu Reeves plays an ex-hitman who comes out of retirement to track down the gangsters who have taken everything from him. The first trailer for the film just turned up on the interwebs, featuring both mucho mayhem and a lot of what we hope to be deliberately tongue-in-cheek hard-boiled-homaging dialog. Our favorite exchange? “How good’s your laundry?” “No one’s that good.”

John Wick will screen at the forthcoming Fantastic Fest in Austin, Texas — with Reeves in attendance — and then opens nationwide Oct. 24.

You can see the film’s trailer below.