By Anthony Breznican
September 11, 2014 at 04:31 AM EDT
Clay Enos

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice director Zack Snyder posted this automobile photo to Twitter tonight. We’re guessing it’s for sale, but he didn’t fill out the rest of the information, so EW is taking a crack at the seller info …

*** CUSTOM BUILT 2015 two-door sedan***

— Original owner

– Low mileage and good condition

– Flip-top doors

– Assorted bullet and crash wear-and-tear, otherwise indestructible.

– Matte finish “stealth” paint job

– Rack and pinion steering

– Hood-mounted, twin-barrel machine gun turret

– Built-in fire-extinguishing system

– Night vision headlamps, turn signals (no brake lights)

– Jet engine propulsion for leaping curbs, innocent bystanders

– Sirius XM satellite radio *1 month free trial subscription.

Serious buyers ONLY. No text or emails will be considered. (Contact seller via Klieg light w/ bat cutout.)

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, starring Henry Cavill as the Man of Steel and Ben Affleck as the Caped Crusader, hits theaters March 25, 2016.

• do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers