Memorable lines from ''Sharknado 2: The Second One,'' ''Big Brother,'' and more

By EW Staff
August 08, 2014 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Anyone’s playing me in the movie, it’s gonna be me.” —Fin (Ian Ziering), to taxi driver and sometime actor Ben (Judd Hirsch), in Sharknado 2: The Second One

”Allison is about to undertake one of the greatest drag roles in history and we are so proud we could burst. She will slay.” —Lena Dunham, tweeting congratulations on Girls costar Allison Williams’ casting as Peter Pan

”I don’t wanna leave paradise yet. I just got here. I packed five bags. I unpacked them all already, and I don’t want to pack them back up again.” —Michelle Money, scrambling to find a romantic partner, on Bachelor in Paradise

”On my planet, there’s a legend about people like you. It’s called Footloose.” —Peter (Chris Pratt), reacting to Gamora’s (Zoe Saldana) no-dancing policy, in Guardians of the Galaxy

”Where I’m standing, your hair is rising up to the Lord, rising up to the Lord like a flame.” —James Brown (Chadwick Boseman), commenting to bandmate Bobby Byrd (Nelsan Ellis) about their pompadour ‘dos, in Get On Up

”I haven’t seen a cowboy cry this much since Brokeback Mountain.” —Frankie, talking about weepy Caleb, on Big Brother

”Of course sometimes s— go down when it’s a billion dollars on a elevator.” —Beyoncé, addressing the elevator incident involving Jay Z and Solange, in a remix of ”Flawless”

”This is like the comedy version of Fifty Shades of Grey.” —Julia Roberts, playing a game called Face Balls, on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

”What are you gonna do once you get your Ph.D. and you are Dr. James Franco? Are you gonna go back to General Hospital?” —Stephen Colbert, interviewing James Franco, on The Colbert Report

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