'Transformers: Age of Extinction' trailer: Robo-dinosaur flame attack!

Transformers: Age of Extinction promises to start a whole new chapter in the ongoing saga of robots that are cars or whatever, you know what I’m talking about, they do all the space stuff? The point is: Boom! The fourth Transformers movie promises to add in a host of new features, like cars that turn into dinosaurs, cars that turn into robots who have heads that turn into guns, and a genuine top-of-the-line American-made 2014 luxury brand Wahlberg™.

The latest trailer for Trans4mers has all this and more. And beards. Take a look!

Just to recap, here’s what we learned from that trailer.

This is a new Transformer. I’m pretty sure it’s Lockdown. His face transforms into a gun, which is way more effective than having a hand that transforms into a gun. I think? I dunno. Let’s call him Facegun.

And this is a robot from space who has a beard made out of technology. Hipstertron. Actually, is it me, or does this Transformer look exactly like Brian Blessed?

Oh and also, there’s a really tender moment between Mark Wahlberg and Optimus Prime:

As usual, let’s close with the immortal lines of faith spoken by the prophet Wahlberg: