By JoJo Marshall
May 12, 2014 at 03:47 PM EDT

This weekend in London, Miley Cyrus rode (among other things) a giant inflatable penis onstage at the nightclub Heaven. She must be fully recovered from the “severe allergic reaction to antibiotics” that caused her to cancel the rest of her Bangerz Tour. After seeing these pictures I feel like I could use a round of antibiotics.

She was at Heaven’s G-A-Y night last Friday to celebrate a friend’s birthday. According to MTV News, as part of a toast she spouted this into the mic: “Everyone’s a little bit gay. Some of us just a little bit more than others.” She also insinuated that if your intended partner doesn’t want to get down — gay or otherwise — to “sprinkle something in their drink. That’s what I always do.” Er…no. Never do that.

See the NSFW photo below:

And, for good measure, video of the incident: