By Ariana Bacle
April 29, 2014 at 02:38 PM EDT

Chelsea Handler’s Chelsea Lately will end in 2014 after an eight-year run. As a result, Handler’s been the subject of many a rumor about what she’s planning to do next.

But don’t believe everything you read. On Monday night, Chelsea stopped by Conan to clarify that despite reports about a move to CBS or Netflix, she hasn’t actually made any decisions about what she’s doing after Chelsea Lately: “Everything that’s printed about me is a lie.” (Note to readers: This post is not a lie.)

But although she wasn’t willing to give O’Brien any insights into what the future holds, Handler did divulge that she wants to go to Spain. No, not for the food or the culture: “I want to go to a land where men don’t understand what I’m saying.”

Watch the clip below: