By EW Staff
Updated April 13, 2014 at 04:00 PM EDT

Because awards season isn’t really over until we’ve finally decided which kiss was the Best Kiss, EW will be celebrating this year’s MTV Movie Awards with a wild and raucous live-tweeting party. Join Darren Franich and Jeff Labrecque — EW writers and #WTF Moment Scholars — and our social media team Ben Boskovich and Chris Rackliffe as they guide you through an evening of cinematic mayhem hosted by Conan O’Brien.

Inside the Thunderdome of the 2014 Movie Awards, you’ll find once-in-a-lifetime showdowns (Robert De Niro vs. Kanye West vs. Fey/Poehler for Best Cameo!) and awkward incongruities which hint at MTV’s general target-demographic (Orlando Bloom “transforming” into a blond elf vs. Matthew McConaughey “transforming” into a skin-and-bones AIDS patient.) The unusually strong Best Kiss category features two threesomes (Spring Breakers and We’re the Millers) and the long-awaited J-Law/ShaiWood showdown (American Hustle and The Spectacular Now.) Will Kevin Hart defeat Melissa McCarthy for Best Comedic Performance? Will Leonardo DiCaprio win his third Best Male Performance award? There are no sure things at the MTV Movie Awards. But if Cameron Diaz having sex with a car doesn’t win #WTF Moment, then it’ll be proof once and for all that this system is rigged.

There’ll also be a performance by Eminem and Rihanna, exclusive clips from Summer movies, and presumably a bit of Wahlberg. So join the live blog now!