Memorable lines from ''The Walking Dead,'' ''The Good Wife,'' and more

By EW Staff
Updated April 04, 2014 at 04:00 AM EDT

“You’re my brother.” —Rick (Andrew Lincoln) to Daryl (Norman Reedus), after their reunion, on The Walking Dead

“I loved him…. He loved you.” —Diane (Christine Baranski) to Alicia (Julianna Margulies), in the wake of Will’s (Josh Charles) death, on The Good Wife

“We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.” —Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, announcing their separation on Goop

“I keep finding strangers in my bedroom. Guess it was a good party.” —Patrick Jane (Simon Baker) on The Mentalist

“And that, kids, is how I met your mother.” —Ted (Josh Radnor), finally finishing his story, on How I Met Your Mother

“The time for mercy is past. Now our punishment begins.” —Noah (Russell Crowe) in Noah

“Vegas, you have a gambling problem, and her name is Claire.” —Claire (Julie Bowen) on Modern Family

“Eyes closed, head first, can’t lose!” —Detective Peralta (Andy Samberg), bungling a Friday Night Lights quote, on Brooklyn Nine-Nine

“You think you’re family, but you’re nothing but the help. And you don’t even know it.” —Maya Pope (Khandi Alexander) to Olivia (Kerry Washington), about her work with Fitz (Tony Goldwyn), on Scandal