Memorable lines from ''Saturday Night Live,'' ''The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,'' and more

By EW Staff
Updated February 07, 2014 at 05:00 AM EST

“It is my last show and I just want to say being out here with my coanchors, and my dear friend, and my husband is the perfect way to end.” —Seth Meyers, about having Amy Poehler, Cecily Strong, Andy Samberg, and Stefon (Bill Hader) with him when he said goodbye, on Saturday Night Live

“It’s so much more fun to watch FOX when it’s someone else being blitzed & sacked! #Super Bowl” —Hillary Clinton, poking fun at the Fox network, on Twitter

“I believe it was Kelly Ripa Consuelos who said, ‘Your children need your presence, not your presents.'” —Dallas (Cheryl Hines), offering parenting advice, on Suburgatory

“I think Carlton may have just put a spell or a hex on Joyce. Fingers crossed.” —Brandi Glanville, after Carlton warns Joyce not to mess with her, on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

“Oh, how rude of me: I haven’t given you enough time to freak out yet. You may do so now.” —Prince, upon meeting Jess (Zooey Deschanel) and Nick (Jake Johnson), on New Girl

“There’s such a lack of people hiring women and minorities that when someone does it on a regular basis, they are given an award.” —Shonda Rhimes, on receiving a Diversity Award, at the Directors Guild of America Awards

“Every good action movie has a ticking clock, right?” —Jason (Zac Efron), after taking Viagra before a night out, in That Awkward Moment

“That’s the first time I’ve been called ‘slut’ in a bad way.” —Laurie (Busy Philipps), after her adult-themed baked goods earn her the nickname “cake slut,” on Cougar Town