Memorable lines from ''American Idol,'' the SAG Awards, and more

By EW Staff
Updated January 30, 2014 at 05:00 AM EST

“I said to him, ‘Daddy, do you know Brad Pitt? I’m going to be in a movie with him.’ And he said, ‘I don’t know him personally, but I’m glad you got a job.'” —Lupita Nyong’o, accepting her SAG award for best supporting actress for 12 Years a Slave

“Yes, I peeked. And yes, Comic-Con, he can play Batman.” —Chuck Lorre, vouching for Ben Affleck’s ability to fill out Batman’s codpiece, at the Producers Guild Awards

“We’re gonna make Sofia talk because America loves her and her boobs.” —Julie Bowen, volunteering Sofia Vergara to represent the Modern Family cast, at the SAG Awards

“Aw, damn, it’s Sir Scream-A-Lot.” —James (Ice Cube), calling his sister’s boyfriend Ben (Kevin Hart) a coward, in Ride Along

“Matthew McConaughey spoke about Neptune, and I think I can have five seconds!” —Blue Jasmine star Cate Blanchett, on not having enough time to make her best-actress acceptance speech, at the SAG Awards

“Sometimes you gotta stop the bleeding.” —American Idol judge Harry Connick Jr., on weeding out the field of contestants during auditions

“If you’re trying to build a bridge between us, Emily, here’s a tip — stay on your side of the river.” —Victoria (Madeleine Stowe), issuing a warning to Emily (Emily VanCamp), on Revenge

“As the next Supreme, I’m gonna drag this coven out of the dark ages. Crotchless panties for everyone!” —Madison (Emma Roberts), after being chastised by Myrtle (Frances Conroy), on American Horror Story: Coven

“Short version: not dead.” —Sherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch), revealing that he is alive and well, on Sherlock