By Annie Barrett
Updated December 27, 2013 at 11:52 PM EST

Kanye West and his ever-evolving children’s art project, Kim Kardashian, have welcomed a new member to their family — and it’s way bigger than their baby! It’s a custom-painted Hermès handbag featuring a surrealist nude portrait by George Condo (the same artist who did the covers for West’s 2010 album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy).

This thing is so hideous it’s hilarious. You have to see it. You don’t. You shouldn’t. It’s your call.



And she WORE IT in public as the paparazzi caught both of them shopping/taking out some trash!

The dumbest part of this whole mess is that no one forced me to post this. I’m “on call” for the weekend and figured I might have to post it eventually. And if I didn’t, inevitably someone — what, like maybe three people? who am I kidding — would’ve wondered why I’d been so neglectful. Neglectful. Of Kim Kardashian’s Instagram feed. I may never recover from this. 2014’s serious soul-searching begins… whatever day January 1st is. Hell if I know!

It’s a Friday night, and I’m technically alive. But am I really living?