Memorable lines from ''Parks and Recreation,'' ''Gravity,'' and more

By EW Staff
Updated December 20, 2013 at 05:00 AM EST

“I gotta go. Bye.” —Nurse Jackie‘s Merritt Wever, sidestepping an acceptance speech, at the Emmys

“There’s been a mistake. You’ve accidentally given me the food that my food eats.” —Ron (Nick Offerman), to a wedding caterer about his plate of salad, on Parks and Recreation

“They said, ‘Just don’t use the Internet for a couple of days.'” —Ben Affleck, on how studio execs prepped him for the Batman backlash, on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

“Oh my God, that was really violent.” —Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow) to Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.), after a rather brutal moment, in Iron Man 3

“Please don’t be unhappy. I can’t stand it when you have a face like that. Especially after the money I’ve paid for it.” —Liberace (Michael Douglas), to boy toy Scott (Matt Damon), in Behind the Candelabra

“He’s got her looks, thankfully.” —Prince William, giving credit for son George Alexander Louis’ appearance to wife Kate Middleton

“I hate space.” —Dr. Ryan Stone (Sandra Bullock) in Gravity

“Sit with me and watch me choose you. Watch me earn you.” —Fitz (Tony Goldwyn), to Olivia (Kerry Washington), on Scandal

“People ask me, ‘Do you twerk?’ I’m like, ‘Listen, I’m the twerkee. I’m twerked upon.'” —Robin Thicke, explaining his VMA performance with Miley Cyrus, on Oprah’s Next Chapter

“Not in my opinion.” —Lance Armstrong, on whether it was possible to win the Tour de France seven times without doping, on Oprah’s Next Chapter

“Sometimes I just wanna rip the bangs off his head.” —Capt. James T. Kirk (Chris Pine), about Spock (Zachary Quinto), in Star Trek Into Darkness

“Stow your twitchy palms ladies… our man is here. Welcome to #TeamFifty @JamieDornan1 x” —E L James, welcoming Charlie Hunnam’s Fifty Shades of Grey replacement, on Twitter

“I’ll tell you what, if there’s anyone out there that has never said something that they wish they could take back, if you’re out there, please pick up that stone and throw it so hard at my head that it kills me.” —Paula Deen, expressing regret over racist remarks, on Today

“I beat Meryl!” —Silver Linings Playbook star Jennifer Lawrence at the Golden Globes

“Chad and I have our yoga workshop, then wine-tasting class, and then we have to have really quiet sex every night at nine.” —Poussey (Samira Wiley), mocking “white people” conversations, on Orange Is the New Black

“Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a Belieber.” —Justin Bieber, writing in the guest book at Amsterdam’s Anne Frank House

“It’s not an S.” —Clark Kent/Kal-El (Henry Cavill), explaining that the S on his chest is a symbol of hope, in Man of Steel