By Clark Collis
Updated December 17, 2013 at 10:32 PM EST

Do you enjoy the films of Elijah Wood, the concertos of Sergei Rachmaninoff, and the oeuvre of Dutch director Jan de Bont (specifically his 1994 action movie Speed)? What admirably wide-ranging tastes you have. Also? You’re going to want to take a look at the new trailer for Grand Piano.

Directed by Eugenio Mira, the film stars Wood as a pianist who, at this comeback performance, finds an extremely ominous message on his score: “Play one wrong note and you die.” Gadzooks! That’s even worse than the dream I had about playing the tuba at school while naked.

This ebony-and-ivory-and-Speed-y project, which costars John Cusack, will be available to view on VOD from Jan. 30, 2014 and arrives in cinemas on March 7.

Check out the trailer below and tell us what you think.