October 23, 2013 at 01:00 PM EDT

Any fan of Duck Dynasty knows that Uncle Si doesn’t like to watch what he says — and that’s why he brings more laughs to the show than any other member of the bushy-bearded Duck Commander staff. So in preparation for the reality hit’s season finale (Wednesday at 9 p.m. on A&E), we’ve put together a supercut of all of Si’s best phrases, from “I sting like a butterfly and punch like a flea,” to “That’s why I always go to the women’s bathroom — they’ve got better toilet paper.” Give it a watch — it’ll make you happy, happy, happy:

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