Memorable lines from ''The Vampire Diaries,'' ''The Mindy Project,'' and more

By EW Staff
Updated October 18, 2013 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Listen, I’m the twerkee. I’m twerked upon.” —Robin Thicke, on his scandalous VMA performance with Miley Cyrus, on Oprah’s Next Chapter

”Arsenio Hall knows how to smize!” —Tyra Banks, after giving Hall a lesson on how to smile with his eyes, on The Arsenio Hall Show

”Today we lost to a one-armed dude and three moms. That’s brutal. Brutal!” —Hayden Moss, on the Tadhana Tribe suffering another challenge loss, on Survivor

”I felt like I didn’t know if I would be able to sing again, but now I know that I can.” —Rachel (Lea Michele), on dealing with the death of Finn (Cory Monteith), on Glee

”Not only do I NOT operate in a moral vacuum but this was not a pay day for me at all. I’ve worked far less hard for more financial reward.” —Benedict Cumberbatch, responding to a letter sent to him by WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, who is portrayed by the actor in The Fifth Estate

”Oh, no, that’s my Pretty Little Liars fantasy fiction. I make them all fat and ugly.” —Kimmie (Rebel Wilson), mistaking her fanfic for work documents, on Super Fun Night

”You do realize that you are dating a reformed serial killer, right?” —Damon (Ian Somerhalder), to girlfriend Elena (Nina Dobrev), on The Vampire Diaries

”We got a tub birth to do. And if I may quote most of my T-shirts, ‘Let’s get wet, ladies.”’ —Dr. Peter Prentice (Adam Pally), after being asked to help deliver a baby, on The Mindy Project

”Okay girls and boys — hold on to your hats — it’s about to get serious…” —E L James, tweeting shortly before it was announced that Charlie Hunnam was dropping out of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie