By Hillary Busis
Updated October 17, 2013 at 01:44 PM EDT

“My boyfriend has taught me a lot about privacy,” Kim Kardashian told DuJour magazine earlier this year, in a cover interview that accompanied her pregnant bikini photoshoot. “I’m ready to be a little less open about some things, like my relationships. I’m realizing everyone doesn’t need to know everything. I’m shifting my priorities.”

Pause for a moment to let that really sink in.

Then please refer to Exhibit A: a photo that Kim posted on Instagram about seven hours ago. Spoiler alert: If you’ve ever wanted to see every contour of the reality star’s famous butt, unshackled by the pesky millimeter of fabric that just barely hides it from view on a normal day — well, then today is your day, my friend:

Clearly, Kanye’s Post-Baby Workout Plan works like a dream. (Or, you know, the Atkins Diet.)

And finally, here’s Exhibit B: Kardashi-man Kanye West’s response to his girlfriend’s latest selfie.

Just don’t ask him what, precisely, he and Kim did after he arrived at their manse. Haven’t you vultures ever heard of privacy?!?