Memorable lines from ''The Big Bang Theory,'' ''Breaking Bad,'' and more

”One day he wants me, one day he wants me not/I don’t do chances ‘cuz time just ain’t what I got.” —Miley Cyrus, on her new song ”SMS (Bangerz),” featuring Britney Spears

”Asking an actor not to be a narcissist is kind of like, you know, asking a bird to not poop while flying. It’s just what they do.” —Sandra Bullock, at her hand and footprint ceremony at the TCL Chinese Theatre

”This isn’t a very good connection, but it sounded like someone just released a Kraken.” —Sheldon (Jim Parsons), having a nightmare about Leonard being eaten by a sea monster, on The Big Bang Theory

”You’ve had three hairstyles. What’s next for your career?” —Zach Galifianakis to Justin Bieber, in the latest episode of ”Between Two Ferns,” on Funny or Die

”I challenge you to a rap battle @kanyewest #Iplaytheclarinet” —Jimmy Kimmel, getting the last word in his Twitter war with Kanye West

”I am so glad to be here hosting Saturday Night Live because [as] some of you might know, I don’t have a show anymore. And unless I’m on TV once every three weeks, a little part of me dies.” —Tina Fey, performing her opening monologue in the season premiere of SNL

”Don’t end up hating me.” —Alicia (Julianna Margulies) to Will (Josh Charles), who doesn’t know yet that she’s leaving Lockhart/Gardner, on The Good Wife

”I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really…I was alive.” —Walt (Bryan Cranston), explaining why he enjoyed cooking meth, in the series finale of Breaking Bad

”I was in. He gave me the run of the place. I got a look at how the sausage is made.” —Princeton student Richie Furst (Justin Timberlake), on gaining access to the inner sanctum of online-gambling tycoon Ivan Block (Ben Affleck), in Runner Runner