Just try to get your hands on Ke$ha’s penis-shaped accessories, live like you’re a character in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, and twerk it in Miley Cyrus’ crop top.

Read on for all of today’s top style and design headlines.

Ke$ha’s new line of phallic-inspired faux-gold rings, pendants, and earrings is already sold out. [Time]

From a facelift for Fido to medicinal pot for Precious, find out where Hollywood’s A-list animals go to get pampered. [THR]

After two failed attempts, Sarah Jessica Parker hopes her new shoe line will help her make her mark on the fashion industry. [Harper’s Bazaar]

The mid-century modern, steel-and-glass house that served as Cameron’s house in the 1986 flick Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is up for sale. [Chicago Tribune]

Celebrate former America’s Next Top Model winner and cosplay aficionado Adrianne Curry’s birthday with a look at her sexiest costumes. [Complex]

So little fabric, so much money! Where to buy the mesh bra Miley Cyrus wears in promos for the 2013 Video Music Awards. [Shop Your TV]