By Laura Hertzfeld
July 24, 2013 at 02:00 PM EDT

It was only a matter of time. Those Hamptons residents on Royal Pains sure know how to throw a good soiree, and who better to be in attendance than Top Chef Masters judge Gail Simmons. Simmons plays herself in the clip below, staying in character by asking guest star Perrey Reeves if the fancy cocktails are free. Check it out:

Reeves plays a diet drink empress who may be too stressed to be the face of her “skinny” drinks brand, according to the episode’s log line, and is treated by Hank (Mark Feuerstein). We love us some Mrs. Ari, but a Bravo lovefest with real-life Skinny Girl honcho Bethenny Frankel might have been fun!

Simmons’ guest turn on Royal Pains airs at 9 p.m. Wednesday on USA; Top Chef Masters returns to Bravo at 10 p.m. on the same night.