Memorable lines from ''Despicable Me 2,'' ''Big Brother,'' and more

”And a certificate on paper isn’t going to solve it all/But it’s a damn good place to start.” —Macklemore & Ryan Lewis on ”Same Love”

”Feelin’ like a stranger in my own land/Got me feeling like Brody in Homeland.” —Jay-Z on ”F.U.T.W.”

”What you just saw there was a little something I’ve been working on. It’s a combination of jujitsu, Krav Maga, Aztec warfare, and kruummmmping.” —Lucy (Kristen Wiig) in Despicable Me 2

”Can you check my forehead?… I have a fever because you guys spread passion all over that stage.” —Judge Mary Murphy, after a particularly sultry routine, on So You Think You Can Dance

”I need someone who can react when I’m screaming at them!” —Evelyn (Rebecca Wisocky), on why she doesn’t want a deaf housekeeper, on Devious Maids

”I feel like the stupidest smart man in this house!” —McCrae, after winning a veto, on Big Brother

”I just thought that I would be more, like, the focal point?” —Amy Schumer, after being ignored during a threesome with two guys, on Inside Amy Schumer

”Let’s get pumped! This is the place where dreams are made. Or destroyed. Depends on how you feel about working at a water park.” —Owen (Sam Rockwell), singing to new Water Wizz employee Duncan (Liam James), in The Way, Way Back

”You can’t sue for a broken heart. The woman doesn’t need a lawyer — she needs a BFF and a box of wine.” —Jane (Brooke Elliott), about a lovelorn client, on Drop Dead Diva