Miley Cyrus Video

Miley can’t stop, y’all.

She can’t stop smashing french-fry skulls; she can’t stop twerking with giant teddy bears; she can’t stop stretching the limits of white stretch pants or tonguing Barbies in swimming pools or watching her friends cut their “fingers” off till Pepto-Bismol oozes out like pink, medicinal blood.

And she won’t stop — watch it below:

(Also: She definitely cannot stop sticking her tongue out. If you took a shot every time she does that in this clip, you would not be turnt up; you would be turnt blue.)

Readers, Miley has officially left the dream-and-a-cardigan building. So what do you think?

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