Lucille Bluth
Credit: Sam Urdank/Fox; Disney
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So I went a little nuts with Vine!

Boozy-witchy Bluth matriarch Lucille has generously taken time out of her day-drinking to snap some sense into the damsels of Disney. They could all stand to lose some weight, by the way. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair. (Click the microphones on and off to hear the audio.)

Sleeping Beauty‘s Aurora:

The Little Mermaid‘s Ariel

Beauty and the Beast‘s Belle

Aladdin‘s Jasmine

COMING UP NEXT: Pocahontas, Mulan, Tiana, Rapunzel, Merida… and Simba

The Princess and the Frog‘s Tiana

Tangled‘s Rapunzel

Brave‘s Merida

BONUS: The Lion King‘s Simba

“I don’t know what ‘Vine’ is, and I don’t care to find out.” –Lucille Bluth

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The Lion King
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