By Denise Warner
Updated May 23, 2013 at 06:20 PM EDT
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The Fast & Furious sextet features many kickass babes — including Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Gal Gadot, Eva Mendes, Gina Carano, and Mrs. Chris Hemsworth. But it also has a lot of women who just love hanging around cars — in the least amount of clothing possible. Here are our favorites from the first five films — and what we believe they are thinking.

The Fast and the Furious

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“That girl must also shop at the ‘Britney Spears circa ’98’ outlet.”

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“We don’t have thoughts, we’re just a pair of bare midriffs.”

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“When was the last time my roots were touched up?”

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“Duh, Tiffani. According to Kant’s categorical imperative, one person cannot determine what is moral and good based on empirical evidence alone.”

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“I’m so embarrassed my thong doesn’t match my top.”

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“Damn, Gwyneth Paltrow stole my look.”

NEXT: 2 Fast 2 Furious

2 Fast 2 Furious

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“Are the fedoras too much?”

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“I know I’m wearing Cher’s Oscar castoff, but at least I don’t have a paper mache heart on my boobs.”

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“Yeah, I’ve got white on after labor day, so what?”

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“This is definitely the best way to honor Jackie Robinson.”

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“No, Amber. It’s ‘wax on, then off.'”

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“Maybe I should have worn red pants, too?”

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“This will make a great Christmas card.”

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“Is my ass hanging out enough?”

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“Bitch, please.”

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“This sequined bikini top is the perfect outfit for a late night drag race.”

NEXT: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

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“What does he mean, ‘Do you want to come over?’ I can never figure out his texts.”

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“Wait, this guy is really named Han Seul-Oh?

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“Tell me more about how you dropped the ‘Lil’ from your name.”

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“Women can drive, too.”

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“Vin Diesel is in this movie?”

NEXT: Fast & Furious

Fast & Furious

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“I think they recycled this bikini from the second film.”

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“Right about now, the funk soul brother.

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“Woooooooooooooooo!”

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“I am a golden god.”

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“I see my friends kickin’ in the front seat, sittin’ in the back seat.”

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“I feel like I’m in a Kotex commercial.”

NEXT: Fast Five

Fast Five

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“We don’t have thoughts, we’re just two pairs of thighs.”

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“Jeez, why are men always staring at my boobage?”

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“Paul Walker always wears baggy shirts.”

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“I don’t care whose car it is! I will sit here until the director gives me more comfortable shoes!”

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2 Fast 2 Furious

type
  • Movie
genre
mpaa
  • PG-13
runtime
  • 107 minutes
director
  • John Singleton

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