By Denise Warner
May 23, 2013 at 06:20 PM EDT
Universal

The Fast & Furious sextet features many kickass babes — including Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Gal Gadot, Eva Mendes, Gina Carano, and Mrs. Chris Hemsworth. But it also has a lot of women who just love hanging around cars — in the least amount of clothing possible. Here are our favorites from the first five films — and what we believe they are thinking.

The Fast and the Furious

“That girl must also shop at the ‘Britney Spears circa ’98’ outlet.”

“We don’t have thoughts, we’re just a pair of bare midriffs.”

“When was the last time my roots were touched up?”

“Duh, Tiffani. According to Kant’s categorical imperative, one person cannot determine what is moral and good based on empirical evidence alone.”

“I’m so embarrassed my thong doesn’t match my top.”

“Damn, Gwyneth Paltrow stole my look.”

NEXT: 2 Fast 2 Furious

2 Fast 2 Furious

“Are the fedoras too much?”

“I know I’m wearing Cher’s Oscar castoff, but at least I don’t have a paper mache heart on my boobs.”

“Yeah, I’ve got white on after labor day, so what?”

“This is definitely the best way to honor Jackie Robinson.”

“No, Amber. It’s ‘wax on, then off.'”

“Maybe I should have worn red pants, too?”

“This will make a great Christmas card.”

“Is my ass hanging out enough?”

“Bitch, please.”

“This sequined bikini top is the perfect outfit for a late night drag race.”

NEXT: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

“What does he mean, ‘Do you want to come over?’ I can never figure out his texts.”

“Wait, this guy is really named Han Seul-Oh?

“Tell me more about how you dropped the ‘Lil’ from your name.”

“Women can drive, too.”

“Vin Diesel is in this movie?”

NEXT: Fast & Furious

Fast & Furious

“I think they recycled this bikini from the second film.”

“Right about now, the funk soul brother.

“Woooooooooooooooo!”

“I am a golden god.”

“I see my friends kickin’ in the front seat, sittin’ in the back seat.”

“I feel like I’m in a Kotex commercial.”

NEXT: Fast Five

Fast Five

“We don’t have thoughts, we’re just two pairs of thighs.”

“Jeez, why are men always staring at my boobage?”

“Paul Walker always wears baggy shirts.”

“I don’t care whose car it is! I will sit here until the director gives me more comfortable shoes!”

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