By Hillary Busis
Updated August 04, 2017 at 04:12 PM EDT
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This past Saturday, New York’s hottest club was clearly Some Church in Midtown — where frequent Weekend Update guest Stefon was set to wed Anderson Cooper (or wait, was that Tranderson Cooper?) before the ceremony was crashed by a love-struck Seth Meyers.

As you watched Seth and Stefon fight their way out of the church, you may have noticed a few quasi-familiar faces. That’s because every guest on Stefon’s side of the aisle — as well as the minister — was a person or creature mentioned during one of the club kid’s 15 previous Weekend Update visits. Here’s a detailed breakdown of who was there, cameo by cameo:

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Stefon and Cooper’s officiant: Black George Washington, a frequent presence at Slash.

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A puppet in disguise: “It’s that thing of when Alf wore a trench coat, so he could go out into public.”

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Stefon’s groomsmen were human parking cones — “that thing of when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel park between them” — and a human fire extinguisher — “that thing of when a thin midget paints himself red and then chews Alka-Seltzer until foam shoots out his mouth.”

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Hobocops, a.k.a. homeless Robocops.

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Jupids, a.k.a. Jewish cupids. “They just want you to meet someone nice and settle down!”

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Infamous gay running back Blowjay Simpson, manager of [looks around, furrows brow]Kevin?

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Gizblow, the coked-up gremlin.

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Furkels, a.k.a. Fat Urkels. “After you’ve been with one of those guys, you’ll ask yourself ‘Did I do thaaaat?'”

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Evil celebrity chef Wario Batali: “He’s just like his brother, except he doesn’t wear Crocs.”

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Germfs, a.k.a. German Smurfs.

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Jewish Dracula. His real name: Sidney Applebaum.

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A geisha, frequent visitor to SPICY.

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Hanukkah cartoon character Menorah the Explorer. Behind her is one of the 10 bouncers at Taste — they’re all jacked homeless guys in old-fashioned bathing suits. You can get a better look at them in the group shot. Also visible there: Grown men in wedding dresses.

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DJ Baby Bok Choy, “a giant 300-pound Chinese baby who wears tinted aviator glasses, and he spins records with his little ravioli hands.”

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Stefon’s brother David, played here (as in Stefon’s first-ever appearance) by Ben Affleck. Behind him is a guy with an afro in a graduation cap, a frequent guest at Twice — you can get a better look at him and his buddies in the group shot.

And just in case you want to see everyone in action, here’s the whole sketch:

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Saturday Night Live - Season 42

Saturday Night Live

The original late-night comedy sketch show from the one and only Lorne Michaels.

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