Megan Fox in ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,'' a ''Vampire Diaries'' split, and more

By Dan Snierson
May 17, 2013 at 12:00 PM EDT

? Photos from set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie reveal spandex-clad Megan Fox bouncing up and down on trampoline ”After further and exhaustive review, we do feel Megan is an appropriate choice for April O’Neil,” said 8 million fanboys.

? NBC nixes plans to build new state-of-the-art studio for The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon Workers once again reset the number on NBC’s ”It has been ____ days since our last change of late-night plans” sign to 0.

? Snoop Lion says he was actually a pimp for a while And in another shocking admission, he confessed that his gin-to-juice ratio was often only 10/90.

? Man who voiced Charlie Brown to enter rehab for stalking and threatening ex-girlfriend, plastic surgeon who gave her boob job Approached by reporters, the man put his head down and shuffled away dejectedly, while his mother’s comments were completely unintelligible.

? Vampire Diaries stars Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev split ”Sorry to hear that,” said high school kids across the country into their video cameras. ”Now will you go to the prom with me?”

? Liam Gallagher says he got into altercation with homeless man who put crutches in his recycling bin Liam Gallagher: fighting the good fight. Or any fight, really.

? Complaint reportedly filed against Gwyneth Paltrow for installing nine-foot front gate at L.A. home when city limit is six ”Um, have you seen my backlash?” she responded. ”I need those extra three feet. And possibly a moat.”

? Fox picks up fifth Gordon Ramsay show, Junior MasterChef, culinary competition for kids 8 to 13 The network decided to pass on Juice Box Nightmares, though.

? Barbara Walters confirms that she will retire in 2014 So, people, if you were ever thinking about becoming fascinating, now’s your last chance.