Our bites of the week

By EW Staff
April 26, 2013 at 12:00 PM EDT

”Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a Belieber.” — Justin Bieber, writing in the guest book at Amsterdam’s Anne Frank House


”I know you said to kill her with kindness, but can’t I just kill her?” — Caroline (Candice Accola) to Stefan (Paul Wesley), about emotionless Elena (Nina Dobrev), on The Vampire Diaries


”You’re F-ing us?” — Annie (Alison Brie), after Professor Cornwallis (Malcolm McDowell) gives her study group a failing grade, on Community


”I am going to say I would love to be on your team, Kellie, just so we could call it Team Pickler-Dick.”— Andy Dick, discussing his dream team, on Dancing With the Stars


”Have you seen those Dothraki dudes? They can get it! Everybody on that show can get it!” — Donna (Retta), talking about Game of Thrones, on Parks and Recreation


”So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, ‘The good outnumber you, and we always will.”’


— Patton Oswalt, in response to the Boston Marathon bombing, on Facebook


”Why do people go to a bar anyway? To get your drink on and some girl’s pants off. I can do both at home.”


— Barney (Neil Patrick Harris), anticipating his coming nuptials, on How I Met Your Mother


”A dragon is not a slave.” — Daenerys (Emilia Clarke), in Valyrian to a ruthless slave master, on Game of Thrones


” ‘Cause you’re a hard soul to save/With an ocean in the way/But I’ll get around it.” — Florence Welch, of Florence + the Machine, on ”Over the Love”