By Sarah Caldwell
Updated April 16, 2013 at 04:42 PM EDT

There are some pretty sexy GIFs of Alison Brie floating around the internet (GIFs that I feel too dirty even to link to), so a super dapper Paul F. Tompkins gave Brie a chance to create some moments that could be made into unsexy GIFs. Tompkins had Brie do things like check for bugs in a used wig, ask a shrunken witch head for advice, and debate whether or not to purchase Selena on VHS.

”I hope you’re ready for that to be turned into absolute filth,” Tompkins joked at the end. Brie laughed, ”I always forget not to open my mouth. I feel like that’s the key.”

If this whole thing doesn’t get turned into a GIF by the end of the day, the internet has failed. Watch the video below:

Brie also recreated some famous memes like Grumpy Cat and Overly Attached Girlfriend:

To watch the actual ”Speakeasy with Paul F. Tompkins” interview click here.