Our favorite quotes from the week

By EW Staff
Updated March 08, 2013 at 12:00 PM EST


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”So boy, just take your time/Send chills down my spine.” — Kelly Rowland on ”Kisses Down Low”

”Paper texting is not a thing. You’re just writing a letter.” — Amber (Clara Mamet), to her alien friend Reggie (Tim Jo), on The Neighbors

”Lisa, those lips went down. Way down, Lisa. I like them so much better. I have to be honest with you…I respect that choice.” — Donald Trump, assessing the size of Lisa Rinna’s lips, on All-Star Celebrity Apprentice

”The producers of Downton Abbey have revealed that the show will have its first black character. Next season, Lord Grantham will receive a special visit from Sir Mix-A-Lot.” — Conan O’Brien on Conan

”I was always the Queen. It was you who added ‘Evil’ to my name.” — Regina (Lana Parrilla), to Snow White (Ginnifer Goodwin), on Once Upon a Time

”Maybe I should ask my manager… She says it’s fine.” — Juliette (Hayden Panettiere), consulting herself about career decisions after her manager quit, on Nashville

”Sorry, General. Looks like mankind is off the menu this evening.” — Roderick (Stanley Tucci), to a giant, in Jack the Giant Slayer

”I don’t get history. If I wanted to know what happened in Europe a long time ago, I’d watch Game of Thrones.” — Troy (Donald Glover) on Community

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