By Erin Strecker
February 28, 2013 at 06:51 PM EST

Justin Bieber wore a yellow hat with spikes out in public this week. That is the only background you need to enjoy Damon Lindelof’s hours-long Twitter one-liner spree. (Warning: NSFW language to follow):

Dear Everyone Asking What I Want For My Birthday This Year,THIS EFFING HAT.Love,Damon…

— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) February 27, 2013

Justin Bieber has yet to tweet a response, but did just tweet, “My birthday is tomorrow.” We’re guessing Lindelof isn’t getting him a present, despite the gift Bieber gave him.

[h/t Gawker]

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