Our favorite quotes from the week

By EW Staff
February 22, 2013 at 05:00 AM EST

”You’re, like, Bella Swan from Twilight, and I’m, like, her weird friend who doesn’t understand how fabulous her life is because my boyfriend won’t spend $4 on tacos.”
—Shoshanna (Zosia Mamet) to Marnie, (Allison Williams) about a party Marnie’s hosting, on Girls

”Happy Valentine’s Day! It’s the one time of the year when the world tries to be as romantic as I am all the time. Good luck, world.”
—Manny (Rico Rodriguez) on Modern Family

”It feels like a perfect night/To dress up like hipsters/And make fun of our exes.”
—Taylor Swift on the single ”22”

”Wanna be liked? You should’ve been a fireman.”
— John Cooper (Michael Cudlitz), to the rookie cop he’s training, on Southland

”My socks are on. Let’s knock ’em off.”
— Sheldon (Jim Parsons) on The Big Bang Theory

”What are you thinking? You don’t do that! What’s wrong with you?”
— Alicia (Julianna Margulies) to herself, while having a meltdown after kissing Will (Josh Charles) again, on The Good Wife

”The only thing spooky about this place is the tacky decor. It’s like David Lee Roth threw up Miami Vice.”
— Jeff Winger (Joel McHale), about Pierce’s (Chevy Chase) mansion, on Community

”Mosh pits are over-rated.”
— Katie (Julianne Hough), on leaving Boston for a small town, in Safe Haven