Our favorite quotes from the week
30 Rock

”God, we all move slow.”

—R (Nicholas Hoult), on the pace of zombie walking, in Warm Bodies

”Thank you, America! That’s our show! Not a lot of people watched it. But the joke’s on you, ’cause we got paid anyway!”

— Tracy (Tracy Morgan) in the series finale of 30 Rock

”These days the gays are accepted everywhere you go. They’re like Visa cards. Only thinner.”

— Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report

”I called out to God, but the devil keeps answering/I’m tryin’ every little remedy I can/But this all just bulls—.”

— Cee Lo Green, ”Only You”

”Any questions?”

— Beyoncé, after belting ”The Star-Spangled Banner” live during a pre–Super Bowl press conference

”You lightly bite one security guard, and they act like you’re a criminal.”

— Jane (Eliza Coupe) on Happy Endings

”Are we going to fight, or are you planning on boring me to death?”

— “James Bonomo (Sylvester Stallone), to a chatty goon who’s threatening him, in Bullet to the Head

”I was the Justin Bieber of the ’70s. Really. Ask your mother.”

— Barry Manilow at the opening performance of Manilow on Broadway

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30 Rock
30 Rock

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