By Annie Barrett
Updated February 08, 2013 at 12:00 PM EST

Sports Illustrated has revealed its 2013 Swimsuit Issue cover, which features 20-year-old model and untalented car-washer Kate Upton (again!) braving the harsh Antarctic tundra in an open white parka and hopefully fleece-lined bikini bottoms. See the full, absurdly booby image (NSFW, BUT WHY ARE YOU STILL AT WORK?) after the break.

Can anyone help me fight this sudden urge to go buy a luscious balloon bouquet at Ralph’s?