Dan Snierson's Hit List: Feb. 15 2013
Justin Bieber, ''30 Rock'' ice cream, and a Chinese version of ''Friends''
? Ben & Jerry’s to sell 30 Rock-themed ”Liz Lemon Greek Frozen Yogurt”
Let’s hope it tastes better than their last collaboration with NBC: ”Lester Holt’s DateLime.”
? Three-week ”Oscar Roadtrip” kicks off, in which fans across the country can hold genuine statuette
For those seeking a slightly more glamorous way of contracting the flu than from the escalator railing at Bloomingdale’s.
? China to launch version of Friends called Planet Homebuddies
The series finale ends with Ross and Rachel searching for each other in different knockoff IKEAs.
? Do No Harm
? Tool announce delay in recording album after band member injures shoulder and ribs in ”minor” scooter accident
Scooter accident? Even ”beaten up by tiny, creepy, stop-motion clay man” sounds a little more badass.
? Justin Bieber’s Believe Acoustic released, featuring new song ”Nothing Like Us” with lyrics ”Nothing can ever, ever replace you/Nothing can make me feel like you do”
He’s clearly lamenting the loss of Selena Gomez. Or a Mini Teddy Grahams Snak-Sak.
? Fox to revive plastic-surgery makeover series The Swan as special…with celebrity contestants
The first one to complete 25 above-neck procedures will quietly replace Joan Rivers on E!.
? Jason London arrested for assault and disorderly conduct, while brother Jeremy’s domestic-violence charges dropped
”Yeah, we had one of those good news/bad news weeks too,” nodded the Harbaugh brothers.
? Kris Jenner to host chat show, aims to ”put a new spin on the talk show”
In addition to a downward spiral?
? Now retiring from action movies, Jackie Chan appointed to Chinese government advisory board
It’s actually a ceremonial job. He’s mostly just there to consult on Planet Homebuddies.
Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, and Tracy Morgan star in the Emmy-winning comedy. You want to go to there.