Dr. Ruth's Super Bowl sex tips

If you've never imagined yourself being attacked by birds while your lover waits next to you in the closet, well…you may want to start.

Dr. Ruth — professional therapist, media personality and old lady sex enthusiast — yesterday tweeted a handful of suggestions for how to do it (if you're doing it), and she did us all the courtesy of personalizing them for the Super Bowl and Oscars.

That's great! (If you're doing it.) The biggest surprise: It sounds like the doctor is an Argo fan.

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