Memorable lines from "Cougar Town," "Django Unchained," and more

By EW Staff
Updated January 11, 2013 at 05:00 AM EST
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”Seriously, it feels like we’ve been gone over a year.” —Laurie (Busy Philipps), subtly referencing the comedy’s long absence, on Cougar Town

”I both hate you and want to be you. This is Ryan Gosling all over again.” —Raj (Kunal Nayyar), to Leonard (Johnny Galecki), on The Big Bang Theory

”Welcome to Texas, motherf—er!” —Nikki (Tania Raymonde), as she fires a shot at Leatherface (Dan Yeager), in Texas Chainsaw 3D

”Django…. D-J-A-N-G-O. The D is silent.” —Django (Jamie Foxx), introducing himself, in Django Unchained

”I don’t wanna ruin it for you, but Spot jumps.” —Lana (Sarah Paulson), to Oliver Thredson (Zachary Quinto), after she replaced an important recording with a copy of See Spot Jump, on American Horror Story: Asylum

”I’m so looking forward to seeing your mother again. When I’m with her, I’m reminded of the virtues of the English.” —Violet (Maggie Smith), about her daughter-in-law’s American mother, on Downton Abbey

”Oh, I just wanna show you off to all of my friends/Makin’ them drool down their chinny chin chins.” —Niall Horan, on One Direction’s song ”Kiss You”

”Older members of the Academy are having trouble submitting their Oscar votes this year because for the first time they are voting online. The good news is that Les Miz has gotten a lot of votes for Best Picture; the bad news is, most of them were typed into a microwave.” —Jimmy Fallon on Late Night

Episode Recaps

Cougar Town

Courteney Cox stars in Bill Lawrence’s ensemble comedy
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