By EW Staff
Updated December 31, 2012 at 12:00 PM EST
Credit: HBO

EW takes you through the 10 best and 5 worst television episodes of 2012. See them all below!

The Best

1. Game of Thrones, ”Blackwater” — May 27, HBO

Season 2’s climactic Battle of the Blackwater wins because HBO allowed producers 
the time and cash to stage a ­massive land-and-sea con­frontation. Thus, this was an episode of rousing heroism, chilling cowardice, gory action, and one giant green explosion that went ”FOOOOOM!” The most ingenious part? It made us care about the warriors on both sides. Staging that battle in viewers’ hearts was the episode’s most successful wartime victory of all. —James Hibberd

2. Homeland, ”New Car Smell” 
– Oct. 21, Showtime

No one thought it would happen so early, just four episodes into the season. The seductive ­opening line Carrie Mathison (Claire Danes) used to target Nicholas Brody (Damian Lewis) certainly gave no hint of the game changer that was to come. ”You and me in bars…” Carrie began, just before Brody responded, ”…always ends up in an interesting way.” Interesting? More like what the eff just ­happened??? Awesome: Brody, busted, with a black bag over 
 his head. Jessica Shaw

3. Girls,
 ”All Adventurous Women Do” — April 29, HBO

Hannah (Lena Dunham) found out she has an STD and confronted her college boyfriend, who was in a new relationship… with a guy. Free-spirited Jessa (Jemima Kirke) started a new job as the city’s unlikeliest baby­sitter. Prim gallerina Marnie (Allison Williams) edged toward the fire with a bad-boy artist. And virginal Shoshanna (Zosia Mamet) introduced us to the joys of the game show Baggage. Even though our four anti-­heroines shared very little screen time, this was the half hour — with its tight writing and repeatable dialogue (”Your dad is gay!”) — where the ensemble finally clicked. By the time ­Hannah and Marnie were rocking out to Robyn’s ”Dancing on My Own,” all adventurous viewers were too. Meeta Agrawal

4. Sherlock,
 ”A Scandal in Belgravia” — May 6, PBS

Yeah, we already knew that ­Sherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch) can spot a fake Vermeer or translate Hangzhou numerals faster than Google. But as ­Watson (Martin Freeman) once told his boss: ”People like to know that you’re human.” This was the episode that displayed the beating heart beneath that sweater-vest. His saucy one-upping situation with dominatrix Irene Adler (guest Lara Pulver) was the ­sexiest game of table-turning ever. Was it love? Maybe not. But we got to see ­Sherlock naked, wrapped in nothing more than a bedsheet. Which solved one mystery — yep, he’s definitely human — and made him that much more likable than he already was. Melissa Maerz

5. Downton Abbey, ”Christmas at Downton Abbey” — Feb. 19, PBS

After nearly two seasons with Matthew (Dan ­Stevens) and Mary (Michelle Dockery) ­fighting their attraction, the Downton Abbey Christmas ­special wrapped up the year 
 with the ­ultimate gift for fans: Matthew ­proposing to Mary as picturesque snowflakes drifted down around them. Sure, 
 there were many other ­terrific moments — the dramatic con­clusion to Bates’ (Brendan Coyle) trial, the grandeur of 
 the servants’ ball — but it was 
 the culmination of the show’s central romance that truly 
 made the ­holiday season bright. Nuzhat Naoreen

6. Louie,
 ”Daddy’s Girlfriend Part 2″ — July 26, FX

In this melancholy ode to the joy of life, Louie (Louis C.K.) went on a long date with a ­probably alcoholic, possibly ­suicidal bookstore clerk (a ­fascinatingly off-kilter Parker Posey), ending with a moving rooftop scene that was unlike anything ever shown on a sitcom. Cross-­dressing, smoked fish, a mentally ill homeless man, the phrase ”chemo ­vomit,” and Posey’s endlessly expressive face all figured prominently. –Rob Brunner

7. New Girl, ”See Ya” — May 8, Fox

All season we were told that these crazy mismatched kids were good friends — but the ­season finale showed us how true that is. When Nick (Jake Johnson) packed up to move out, the group assembled, Avengers-style, to remind him — and us — why this gang’s cohesion is still worth fighting for. The ensuing desert sleepover had gags aplenty: Jess (Zooey Deschanel) ”meep-meep”-ing at a coyote, Schmidt (Max Greenfield) ”White Fanging” Cece (Hannah Simone). Lupine laughs aside, the episode even shone in the quieter scenes, like the one that found five pals with an old mixtape and some beer, hanging out the way friends do. Ray Rahman

8. Smash,
 ”Pilot” — Feb. 6, NBC

After we watched the subsequent 14 episodes of Smash with a mixture of fascination and dismay (seriously, did Debra Messing’s Julia wear a men’s pajama top to meet her lover?), it was difficult to recall that the pilot was positively magical. But it was. In fact, that episode-ending performance of ”Let Me Be Your Star” (featuring dueling divas Megan Hilty and Katharine McPhee) was among TV’s most watchable and gleeful three ­minutes of the year. Rare is the series whose high-water mark is its pilot, and Smash is a shining example. Tanner Stransky

9. The Walking Dead, ”Made to Suffer” — Dec. 2, AMC

Season 3 of the zombie drama has been all about less chatter and more splatter, and the action was never more frenzied than in the show’s midseason finale. It featured the intro­duction of comic-book fave Tyreese (Chad L. Coleman), the return of Jon Bernthal’s Shane (in hallucination form, at least), and the eye-popping and zombie daughter-offing confrontation between Michonne (Danai Gurira) and the Governor (David Morrissey). Plus, it served up the much-anticipated reunion between brothers Daryl (Norman Reedus) and Merle Dixon (Michael Rooker). In a word, killer. Dalton Ross

10. American Horror Story: Asylum,
 ”I Am Anne Frank, Pt. 2” — Nov. 14, FX

It could have been a disaster, crafting a story line around a mental patient claiming to be Anne Frank. Adding subplots about an alien abduction, a 
 legless syphilitic abomination, and a serial killer whose living room had a candy dish fashioned out of a human skull could have elevated ”disaster” into ”laughably unwatchable hogwash.” Instead, the beautifully directed fifth episode of AHS was riveting and terrifying, with a last-minute reveal 
 that was a thrilling punch to 
 the solar plexus. And I haven’t 
 even mentioned Jessica 
 Lange’s Emmy-worthy monologue about the dead squirrel. 
Kristen Baldwin

NEXT PAGE: The 5 worst


1. True Blood, ”Sunset” — Aug. 19, HBO

True Blood has 
 sold many improbable things. But nothing felt more ridiculous[MDASH]or painful — than hearing Sookie (Anna Paquin) yammer 
 on about Ke$ha 
 and Boyz II Men 
 in a magical 
 burlesque club. 
 If only it were 
 all just a vampire-blood-induced 
Tim Stack

2. The Newsroom, ”5/1” — Aug. 5, HBO

What aging hippie wrote this episode? See: Jeff Daniels’ stoner newsman Will playing ”Sunshine” on his guitar; Kelen Coleman’s Lisa trying to make ”It’s a gas!” happen; and Alison Pill’s Maggie quipping, ”Do not take a tone with me, American Gigolo!” But seriously: ”It’s a gas!”? Never gonna happen. 
 Melissa Maerz

3. How I Met 
 Your Mother, ”The Autumn 
 of Break-Ups” — Nov. 5, CBS

The ultimatum 
 Victoria (Ashley Williams) gave Ted (Josh Radnor) was ripped straight from Friends: Drop Rachel — sorry, Robin (Cobie ­Smulders) — or 
 else. The belabored journey toward the 
 mother is getting 
 exhausting. Are 
 we there yet? 
 Erin Strecker

4. Liz & DickNov. 25, Lifetime

While it may not technically be an episode, we can’t ignore Lindsay Lohan’s not-even-community-­theater-level performance as ­Elizabeth Taylor in Lifetime’s TV movie. She was believable at waving cigarettes around and swilling prop vodka, but Lohan — poor girl — managed to succeed at little else. Tim Stack

5. New Girl, ”Models” — Oct. 23, Fox

Also known 
 as ”The One With the Ford Fusion.”
 In a halting scene, 
 Jess (Zooey Deschanel) — or ”Gigglebangs 
 Riceball,” if you 
 prefer — takes a modeling gig while a Ford flack rattles on like a human Carfax report. Modeling may be hard, but successful ”product integration” is even harder. 
 Ray Rahman

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